Illusion was trying out a new tambourine-girl/background singer...
But JT said that she was way too pretty...
Chris wouldn't leave the poor girl alone - always picking up the back of her skirt with his drumsticks...
And Bill was always trying to take upskirt pictures...
Beetle was in love with her (but I think that it was only because of her Aria tambourine)...

One of the long-lost New York Dolls? No...
Drag racing without the racing? No...
Actually, this is what happens to one of the boys on a Saturday night
when they really should have been playing...